Shorewood Illinois
A Village or a Wasteful Circus?
Shorewood, Illinois
Systematic Harassment by Taxpayer-Funded Clowns
Are you a Shorewood Resident? Do you have the cell phone number of the Chief of Police? If not, you should demand it! As evidence suggests, Shorewood Village Board members have the cell phone of the Chief of Police, Phillip Arnold. Village Board Members can contact the Chief of Police directly to selectively harass a Church Leader from the Church of Jesus Christ who is selflessly helping bedridden, disabled children of dead war heroes. Do all Shorewood residents have the ability to contact the Chief of Police via his personal tax-payer-funded cell phone, or is this an egregious abuse of power? Our Freedom of Information Requests will detail the truth...coming soon! In the meantime, contact Shorewood Police at 815-725-1460.
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DASd.. Write selective warnings/tickets based on back-door demands from Shorewood Village Board Members.
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Do your Shorewood Police officers have the proper training, professional demeanor, and constitutional intelligence? Are these officers being led by a Chief who follows the laws and constitutions of the State of Illinois and our Great United States of America? You Decide! Check out our YouTube Channel for some truly troubling bodycam and surveillance footage! We suspect you'll agree that several Shorewood Lieutenants and Sergeants need to be re-trained at the very least. Badges are a sacred privilege. However, evidence suggests several Shorewood Police Badges could have been obtained from the bottom of Cracker Jack Boxes.
Hey Kids! Get your Cocaine & Fentanyl delivered in Shorewood.
While your Shorewood Police Department is systematically & aggressively harassing Church Leaders about unfounded nonsense - at the direct command of your village board members, - our undercover investigators are recording videos and taking photos of an endless flow of drug dealers selling your kids DRUGS on Snapchat, Grindr, and Instagram! Don't have a car? No problem! We have the license plates and video recordings of multiple drug dealers making deliveries to Shorewood Subdivisions. Are you a college student who needs to buy some Adderall on SnapChat? Get it delivered to your door in Shorewood, Illinois! Are you out and about during your grade school lunch hour? Do you have a craving for some untested, potentially-deadly-fentanyl-laced-cocaine? Purchase some directly from the drug dealers selling out of Shorewood Gas Stations! We'll post "Drug-Store" map and a hilarious video on our YouTube Channel, coming soon!
The self-professed "Biggest Cocaine Dealer in Joliet" does regular business right here in Shorewood...right under the noses of the massive, tax-payer-funded-clown-show that is the Shorewood Police Department.
**NOTE: These are SATIRE STATEMENTS. Parents, talk to your kids about buying drugs on social media. Drug Dealers are advertising home-pressed pills as pharmacist-dispensed prescription Adderall/Ritalin/Vicodin/Perocet. These pills are laced with random amounts of DEADLY fentanyl that will KILL YOUR CHILDREN IN THEIR SLEEP.
Call your Shorewood Police Department and DEMAND that your sacred Taxpayer Dollars be spent on some common-sense 2024 law enforcement training.
Strategic Investigative Partners is developing a program under the working name of "Law Enforcement for Dummies;" as it seems like several south-suburban police & Sheriff's departments are in serious need of some re-training.
It seems like those who took an OATH to protect our children from drug dealers are either misguided, incompetent, or incapable of identifying and stopping the flow of deadly drug dealers and drunk drivers in this area. We've identified carloads of drug dealers in this area...yet we're just a small group of God-Fearing VOLUNTEER INVESTIGATORS...using technology bought on Amazon!
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In the meantime, we will be forwarding this evidence to the Will County State's Attorney, Jim Glasgow. According to our research, it appears that Mr. Glasgow runs a tight ship in HIS tax-payer funded office.
Shorewood Building Department - A Taxpayer Funded Shitshow?
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Do Shorewood Police use common sense to solve problems for residents in need?
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